Soooooo, let’s get a few of the preliminaries out of the way…..

Yes, I ❤ Jesus. Yes, I think it is okay to LAUGH!!! Yes, I like to go out and have FUN with my friends. Yes, I am single. No, I’m not a virgin. Yes, I am human. No, I am not lesbian. Yes, I am FLIRTATIOUS! Yes, I like my men like I like my coffee. No, I do not have any children. Yes, I often times have an opinion. No, I’m not judgmental. Yes, I believe that humor is ESSENTIAL to the soul. Yes, I can be quite RANDOM. Yes, I am an EXTROVERTED introvert. Yes, I am open-minded. Yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. No, I don’t know who shot the sheriff. Yes, Elvis, Biggie, 2 Pac, Michael and Whitney are all dead. No, I didn’t win the $360 million dollar lottery (DARN!!!). Yes, I enjoy a drink with a percentage every now and again ;). No, I do not own an iPad. Yes, I want one. Yes, I love shopping!!! Yes, I want justice for Trayvon Martin. Yes, I voted for Obama. No, I will not vote for Santorum. Yes, I have natural hair. No, I am not planning to get a relaxer anytime soon. Yes, I love to sing. Yes, I miss er’body from SC. No, there aren’t any plans to return (as of yet). Yes, I’m a sorority girl. Yes, I like cookies (oatmeal raisin). Yes, I like cake (carrot and pound). Yes, I like to cook. No, you can’t come over for dinner. No, you can’t have my phone number. Yes, we can play Words with Friends. Yes, I LOVE to play spades (and I’m pretty good). No, we can’t play for money. Yes, I’m right handed. Yes, I love my job. Yes, I love Disney movies. Yes, I still own a VHS. No, I don’t own “Princess and the Frog”. Yes, I cry when watching “Finding Nemo”. Yes, I think I’m done. No, you cannot pass go OR collect $200!